A Journal of my Live Reactions to a Cleveland Browns Game

Super Bowl soon come

Well, the Browns (and UNC Charlotte) played on a Thursday, so I figured I would write my live reactions out to it.

Sorry if this isn’t that interesting, but I thought it would be fun. Also, I had some beers during, I’m certainly not sorry about that.

Hello, it’s 8:15, I’m already stressed about Charlotte playing FAU, this is going to be a long night but hopefully a good one!

Florida Atlantic touchdown. Charlotte down 7-3.

Donovan Peoples-Jones hurts himself in warmups.

Shit. The bad vibes. They have already begun. Broncos just got whipped by the Raiders cmon good vibes good vibes.

Touchdown Browns. First drive.

YOOOOO WHAT WAS THAT. I am now convinced I can break 100 yards with this line, my god what a perfect drive. I am in.

no context college football @nocontextcfb

Let’s not talk about Charlotte, go Browns.

Browns 52-yard field goal good in 29 mph wind. 10-0.

Is Chase McLaughlin the greatest kicker of all-time? Could he have had a future in the Premier League if he wanted? Listen, I’m not saying no.

In all seriousness, good lord this is going well. A near INT looking for Odell, but man both running backs look good, Landry is balling, I am waiting for this all to crumble, I know this feeling too well.

Browns interception. Charlotte goes up 9-7 at halftime.

Oh my god I am going to pass out. Teddy B thanks for that absolute turd throw we take those baby.

Florida Atlantic immediate touchdown. Browns field goal blocked.

Here it comes.

Odell drops everything and gets hurt going for a catch he dropped.

This is bad man. I have been very pro-Odell on this team, but he is not the same guy and he can not stay healthy right now. I don’t know what to do about it but he makes me sad.

Halftime: Browns 10, Broncos 0

Case Keenum is managing the game, but man this defense is torching the Broncos. I am amped up. It should be more than 10-0 right now and that’s my only concern, but this is such a needed win and right now it is looking good.

Touchdown Broncos: 10-7 lead

Gulp.

Folks, we don’t love that. I am again sweaty, and I don’t even have the Charlotte 49ers to fall back on.

Touchdown Browns: 17-7 lead

AAAHHHHHHH. What a drive and my god I love this mans Case. I am sorry if this yelling isn’t enjoyable to read but that 4th down conversion has me running around the apartment. Please hold on I am begging you.

Browns third down sack

I am horny for this defensive line. That is all.

D’Ernest Johnson doing cool shit.

The fact that I want D’Ernest Johnson to hit me with a shovel is probably a good sign considering he is the third-string running back. This dude owns.

The Broncos are driving. I am scared.

Touchdown Broncos. Officially scared.

Man. That was a lovely screen but damn it I wanted this to be an easy win. Browns fans can’t have nice things, at least not without getting kicked in the teeth first.

D’Ernest Johnson cannot stop doing cool shit

I’m buying the jersey, I’m putting him on Mount Rushmore. This man D’Ernest is making my heart melt. God damn what a performance from this man.

D’ERNEST JOHNSON SIMPLY HAS TO DO COOL SHIT, SEALS THE GAME

THE CLEVELAND BROWNS WON. My goodness me they have done it. D’Ernest Johnson I would love to kiss you, Case Keenum well done, defense I adore you.

The Browns are 4-3, would have hoped for better but not in a bad place. Got the rivalry team with the gross, ugly, old, decrepit, awful human being as a quarterback next. Feeling good.

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